why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
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GUYS A GUY WITH A REALLY THICK TEXAS ACCENT JUST CALLED ME AND WAS LIKE, “hey is this dave?”
GUYS I THINK IT IS BRO STRIDER.
okay update i asked, “is this broderick?” and he said, “depends whos asking.”
GUYS I’M HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH BRO STRIDER HELP.
I DID AND HE SAID, “oh shit egbert?”
FUCK GUYS I FOUND THE BRO STRIDER VOICE ACTOR FOR THE HOMESTUCK ANIME.
justin bieber threatened a photographer, had his monkey seized, illegally drew a tattoo saying “swaggy” alongside a mouse, and wrote “hopefully she would have been a belieber” in a guestbook dedicated to anne frank
this is the most interesting downward spiral i’ve ever seen
please help me!
my cousin has been AWOL for over 24 hours!
please spread the word especially if you live in Palm Coast, Florida, or the general area of Flagler County Florida!
she was last seen with her boyfriend, who I cannot provide a picture for, but can say he’s tall and black (and possibly abusive)
its critical we find her because we have no idea what condition or situation she’s in!
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